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PeacefulPenguin427
2h ago · Driving
Someone honked at me before the light even turned green. Lord, give me patience.
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PatientOtter55
Church
The praise team sang the same chorus 14 times. I counted. By round 8, even the Holy Spirit was looking at His watch. Lord, bless their heart.
GlowingCardinal55
Family
My aunt sends voice messages instead of texts. Every. Single. Time. The last one was 4 minutes long and could have been the word 'okay.' Lord, I'm choosing peace.
SteadyHawk118
Family
My uncle shared a motivational quote on the family group chat at 4:37 AM. 'Rise and grind!' Sir, the only thing grinding is my teeth from being woken up by 47 reply notifications. Lord, I tried.
GracefulDeer901
Technology
My phone died at 23% battery. Not 5%. Not 1%. 23%. It just decided it had lived enough for one day and powered off with no warning. We are not okay. Lord, I tried.
PearlDuck259
Technology
My computer asked me to restart for an update. I clicked 'Remind me later.' It reminded me 47 seconds later. That is not later. That is immediately. We have different definitions of later. Lord, you saw that, right?
SilentPanda91
Technology
My smart home speaker started playing music at 3 AM. Nobody asked it to. The song? 'Somebody's Watching Me.' I didn't sleep for the rest of the night. Lord, you saw that, right?
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